199820

Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"

"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."

"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."

"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."

"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""