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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"

"I'm a virgin but I have sex sometimes"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."

"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."

"Ever since I became asexual I've found I have to repeat myself a lot. ... You're not getting it? Neither am I. ... Let me reiterate."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls."

"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."