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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"
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"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."
"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"
"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"The True Power of the Spacebar Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."