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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
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"What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!"
"Fact. The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds."
"For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds. I got her a bathroom scale."
"If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones."
"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... .....black and with a dick in it."
"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you!"
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."