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Joke of the Day

"God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart."

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"This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour."
"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."
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"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."
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