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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."

"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."

"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a look over your shoulder."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."