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Joke of the Day
"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."
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"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."
"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."
"What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day."
"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"
"I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens."
"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"
"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""