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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors? Scissor me timbers!"
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"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin."
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."
"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."
"I asked my boyfriend ""How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"""
"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"
"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"
"According to my cholesterol level I'm a pizza."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."