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Joke of the Day
"I asked my boyfriend ""How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"""
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"The most Canadian thing I ever heard was a secondhand story about a guy getting his toe bit off by a beaver but not telling his date."
"I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake."
"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"
"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"
"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"
"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."
"Whenever I see a teenager, I can't help thinking"" holy shit"" was I really THAT fucking stupid once?"