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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
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"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."
"A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field."
"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."
"What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."
"A man goes to a Greek tailor... The tailor says, ""Euripides?"" The man says, ""Eumenides."" Credit goes to my University professor who specializes in Greek literature."
"Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook."
"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."