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Joke of the Day

"I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I've actually had sex with."

"What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling. edit; missing words"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"My girlfriend and I are always laughing about how competitive we are. I laugh more."

"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"

"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"

"An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him."

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"Why did the frog jump under the lawn mower? He wanted to Kermit suicide."