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Joke of the Day
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
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"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""
"Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? Incase onion rings"
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""
"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"
"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"