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Joke of the Day

"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."

"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."

"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."

"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."

"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."

"What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee."

"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"

"America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote."

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."