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Joke of the Day

"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""

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"Who called them ""homo erectus'"" and not... Wait, that's actually pretty funny. Good job guy who named them ""homo erectus'"""
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!"
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."
"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."
"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."