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Joke of the Day
"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."
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"I dont downvote It's bad karma."
"Mumford & Sons! It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin & Sons. You know that new sound you're looking for? *holds phone to a boiling pot of water*"
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"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"