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Joke of the Day

"A group of crows framed my best friend for a crime he didn't commit I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."

"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"

"Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes The FCC had some serious problems with ""Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."""

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium."