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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."
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"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."
"Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors."
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""
"Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What? How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time"
"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."
"""Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards."" - Soccer coaches"
"If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people."
"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."