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Joke of the Day
"Man draws fire for arson attack on art class."
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"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
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"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
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"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."
"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""