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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"
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"I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate sex tourists."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way"
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."
"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men can be Feminists, too."
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."