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Joke of the Day
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
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"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret."
"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""
"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."
"Note: When you cut jeans into shorts, remember to wear the top half, not the bottom half. lol. these denim calf warmers tickle my legs."
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"
"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only 20% of the things that came out of her pussy were retarded. /r/imgoingtohellforthis ?"