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Joke of the Day
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
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"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"
"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."
"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"
"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"
"What types of trees never get Christmas presents? Knotty Pines."