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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"
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"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"
"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."
"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break* *Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*"
"Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus."
"I walked into a gas station and asked, ""Can I have a Kit-Kat chunky?"" The lady behind the counter came back with a Kit-Kat Chunky. I said, ""No, I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch."""
"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."
"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"