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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret."
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"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"
"Takes a second to understand. The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people."
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
"Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out..."
"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."
"Just found out exercising... ...and exorcising are two very different things. Officially canceling my membership to the most terrifying gym ever. (via @wiseguypictures)"
"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"
"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."