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Joke of the Day
"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."
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"I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point"
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"
"My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day... You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."
"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"
"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"
"Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme. You know where to apply."
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"