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Joke of the Day

"I'm scared of trampolines They make me jump!"

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"

"There r three things i hate Pessimism. Hypocrisy. And the world."

"Guy walks into library and asks the librarian... ""do you have the book for men with a small penis?"" She replies ""I don't know if it's in yet"" ""yeah, that's the one """

"In 5 yrs I will be drinking from a crystal decanter discussing affairs & murders in my upper middle class community. Also, I will have a hat"

"There are so many people outside, and so much yelling, and I genuinely genuinely don't know if it's a murder or a rare Pokemon."

"Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession."

"Jared should be okay in prison He is used to 6 inches."

"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."