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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."

"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"

"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"

"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof."

"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."