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Joke of the Day

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."

"What is ""moving and walking straight""? Four words. Edit: when do I kill myself."

"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"

"The chances of Donald Trump being elected."

"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."

"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."