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Joke of the Day
"Floppy disks are like Jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving."
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"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"What was the Jewish child doing on the chimney? He was waiting for his parents."
"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
"The doctor told me I had Parkinson's.... I decided to just shake it off."
"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
"""That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."" No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate"
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."