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Joke of the Day

"The doctor told me I had Parkinson's.... I decided to just shake it off."

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"I asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing. He said he can't complain."

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"

"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"

"You can titillate an ocelot if you... ...oscillate its tit a lot!"

"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."

"All my friends say that I'm a psychopath. That's not true, I don't have any friends."