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Joke of the Day
"What's small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."
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"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"
"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"
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"What do fat girls and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride, until your friends find out."