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Joke of the Day

"A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics"

"An old lady at an ATM asked me if I could help her check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"Music is a good place to hide."

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"My dad can beat up your mom. If she's anything like my mom."

"Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me."

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out"