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Joke of the Day

"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."

"Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring... Now she has hearing-aids!"

"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"

"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"

"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"

"I got a pay rise in my job. At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there. I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint."

"I can't wait to see the new movie, ""Constipation"" Unfortunately it hasn't come out yet."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married."

"The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do..."