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Joke of the Day
"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."
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"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."
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"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."
"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""