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Joke of the Day
"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."
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"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"My future's so bright that I have to wear lampshades like an injured dog."
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"
"Mad at your man? Five minutes before he gets home, turn on ""Pitch Perfect"" then hide the remote in the dishwasher."
"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
"90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it."
"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."