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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
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"""Give it to me,""She begged. ""I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence."
"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."
"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
"YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street."
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."