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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
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"snickers where r mah snickers"
"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."
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"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"
"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."
"What do you call an election in Syria? A civil war"