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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"
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"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""