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Joke of the Day

"Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it ""sup"" says Kanye"

"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."

"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race"

"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."

"Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty."

"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."

"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."