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Joke of the Day

"Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it ""sup"" says Kanye"

"I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome."

"How do you get dragon pee? Drop your catheter bag."

"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."

"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"

"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"

"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."

"About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach."

"I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway."