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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen the serial numbers on a condom? No? You must not roll them back far enough."
Next Joke
"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."
"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."
"What the best way to cut down a tree? A Suhhh Dude"
"I hope that one day I am as fearless as a New York City Pigeon."
"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"
"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."
"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."
"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."