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Joke of the Day
"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"
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"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."
"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."
"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."
"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."