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Joke of the Day

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."

"Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning? So they have something to do at night."

"taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what"

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely to become nuns Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming."