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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."
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"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"
"no one at this funeral has mentioned what the hashtag is yet"
"Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay."
"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"How can you tell if someone is from Texas? ...Oh don't worry , they'll tell you"
"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."
"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."