195058

Joke of the Day

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."

"I couldn't understand why the battery in my cell phone was always flat. Then it occurred to me; it wouldn't fit if it was any other shape."

"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""