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Joke of the Day

"If you guys don't start appreciating my tweets, I will introduce my mom to Twitter. Don't make me ruin this for everyone."

"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"

"I like my porn just how I like my search history Disabled. EDIT: First post and front page. Woohoo!"

"Genders are a lot like the twin towers. They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot"

"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"

"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."