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Joke of the Day

"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."

"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

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"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"

"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"

"Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail"

"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife"

"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"