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Joke of the Day

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"Something interesting on the late Ms. Dawn Brancheau *DARK* Did you hear her eyes were blue? Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way.."

"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."

"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."

"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."

"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"[Cruise ship] ""HELP! THIS MAN HAD A HEART ATTACK"" - I think I can help *frantically covers him in all the life vests* cmon do your stuff"

"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."