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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."
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"I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story"
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"
"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"
"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."
"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"