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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed."
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"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"
"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."
"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."
"Why are the corners the warmest part of every house? Because they're 90 degrees!"
"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."
"Last night, my girlfriend made me really happy and really sad at the same time. She told me, ""You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."""
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."
"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."