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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"

"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""

"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"

"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""

"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"

"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

"Me to my toddler: Listen up, small human. Here are some farm animal sounds you should learn to prepare you to climb the corporate ladder."

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."