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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"

"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."

"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."

"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"

"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""

"Why is your mom like a vacuum? She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. Not to mention she also gets turned on by your dad"