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Joke of the Day
"Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself."
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"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""
"Iguanas feel love but don't marry ..know why? Cos to Mariguana is illegal."
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."
"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"