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Joke of the Day

"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"

"Just got news that Jesus got sent to prison. Yeah they really nailed him."

"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."

"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"

"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."