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Joke of the Day
"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."
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"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."
"I used to play water polo But I had to stop when my horse drowned"
"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"
"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."
"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"
"Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!"
"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"
"Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere"