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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto"

"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""

"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"

"Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek? They won't work in the future either."

"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."

"Not not mine but I thought I'd share Job interview - How many years of experience do you have? - 50 - Really? You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime"

"Booze Cruise I'm not afraid to die, I'm just afraid of how I'm going to die. I wanna go like my grandpa, In his sleep, not like his other 4 screaming passengers."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"